We go everywhere together.

People keep asking why I carry a desk fan around. They have it backwards. He carries me.

We work the same shift. I handle the emails, he handles the cooling department. Neither of us reads the reports.

Friday nights he spins. I just stand next to him and let him cook. The crowd loves us.

We take the train every morning. Two seats. Obviously. People stopped asking around week three.

Brought him to the board meeting. He blew them away. I got the promotion. We split the credit.