me and my biggest fan.
People keep asking why I carry a desk fan around. They have it backwards. He carries me.
I handle the emails, he handles the cooling department. Neither of us reads the reports.
We take the train every morning. People stopped asking around week three. The conductor nods at us now.
I just stand next to him and let him cook. The crowd loves us. Mostly him, honestly.
Brought him to the board meeting. I got the promotion. We split the credit, like we split everything.
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